At a safe distance from my mind!

The only person that makes me feel fat is my mother….


… constantly nagging at me to “watch what I eat” or drag me away from an important essay to go jogging…

Lately it’s been “stop eating so fast” or “stop eating between meals” 

Baring in mind I had lunch at 11am then snacked on a few crisps (literally like 6) at 3pm..it instantly makes me obese!!

FFS, sometimes I think she’d be happier if I was anorexic -.-

Peace. x 

A wild BOYFRIEND appears.

BOYFRIEND used SEDUCTION.

GIRLFRIEND is CONFUSED.

GIRLFRIEND is INFATUATED.

BOYFRIEND used SPERM.

It’s super effective.

GIRLFRIEND is IMPREGNATED.

Congrats, youre gonna be a daddy! <3

“He’s walking about like a wandering Jew”

BEST.NAN.QUOTE.EVER! 

Nope. I refuse to get on the scales. It aint ‘appening.

Well thats what I said to myself this morning. I couldn’t help it, I saw the scales and just HAD to find out the disappointing result.

I have exactly 3 days to get back to my ideal weight for NYE…my plan?

Drink alot and not eat. LIQUIFY MY ORGANS.

Okay no not really. I mean..yes I want to be down to my ideal weight but there is absolutely no way I’m going to starve myself, man i like food! Personally I think that girls should have a shape to them, curvy girls are MUCH sexier than stick-thin-skin-hanging-off-bones type bitches. 

There really is no reason as to why I’m writing this…I just cant stand watching my brother play Resistance 3 all bloody day. 

P.O X